Signs you're getting older
1. Won't breakdance for friends when sober.
2. Won't breakdance for friends when drunk.
3. No longer get hangovers after friends parties.
4. Unwilling to reason with anyone.
5. Regularly perform random acts of kindness.
6. Unwilling to recreate college pranks such as Monkey Boy.
7. Every other friend of yours has a child now and some even have multiples.
8. Receive AARP mailings addressed to you and not current resident.
9. Hair is beginning its slow but steady migration to gray/white.
I am sure there are more than nine things, but I am not to be thinking. It's a vacation day for me and my tummy is making an awful lot of noise, hunger pangs I think. Where the heck are my Lucky Charms?
2. Won't breakdance for friends when drunk.
3. No longer get hangovers after friends parties.
4. Unwilling to reason with anyone.
5. Regularly perform random acts of kindness.
6. Unwilling to recreate college pranks such as Monkey Boy.
7. Every other friend of yours has a child now and some even have multiples.
8. Receive AARP mailings addressed to you and not current resident.
9. Hair is beginning its slow but steady migration to gray/white.
I am sure there are more than nine things, but I am not to be thinking. It's a vacation day for me and my tummy is making an awful lot of noise, hunger pangs I think. Where the heck are my Lucky Charms?
posted by egan at
8:44 AM
