Chicken Lots

Wow, I was so frustrated with myself. I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Philly. Why am I mad you ask? I devoured 161 chicken wings in 32 minutes and barely lost the title of Wing Bowl. Believe it or not some bastard, the five year champ named Bill Simmons, nicknamed as El Wingador chomped down 162 chicken wings in 32 minutes. I prepared all year for this community outreach eating wings whenever possible. I lived for KFC, Hooters, and various all you can eat establishments. The Wing Bowl is what makes America great. Makes me glad we live in this great land of ours. Next year El Wingador you're going down!