Do you want to be the next Survivor?

Wow, just saw a tv ad detailing local auditions this weekend. Hmmm... it's tempting. It would be quite fun to spend 39 days on an island with a bunch of strangers. I am not sure I've perfected my lying side well enough. Sprizee may beg to differ however. She says I tell good stories, but would they be good enough to get me in the sack with Jeff Probst and the whole Mark Burnett gang? I have two full days to decide if this is something to pursue. A con: I don't enjoy an itchy beard. Pro: I am very very good at flying under the radar. too good. This would also definitely get me my 15 minutes of fame I so deserve. $1 million dollars!