New career objective

Today I finally got some much needed career inspiration. I have decided to become an actor for cheesy HR videos or instructional videos. At work today we were forced to watch role playing videos about consultative selling. The actors in these videos must lead interesting lives. I imagine they tell their friends & family that they are actors, but it must be a tough sell, no pun intended. "Egan, your role in that HR video, Inappropriate Touch, was awesome". I can just hear the kudos years from now when some big corporation decides to buy the videos. Okay, I haven't actually starred in this kind of video yet, but I imagine this is where most actors start before landing a gig on UPN and/or making an appearance as the upper right square on Hollywood (Hasbeen/Nobody) Squares.

Now that I have figured out my new direction, I will just have to hold off on opening my very own dessert store in West Seattle. Until then, please eat lots of cake at Simply Desserts in Fremont. Tell the owners, Phil & Stacy, I say hello.